—下弦の月

official-cisphobe:

here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

grot3squ3:

if you were a deity, what would you be the god of

marlinspirkhall:

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jerichoes:

povejmi,Katrina,mesplohradaimaš?

compassionatereminders:

Give me less “being kind requires zero effort” and more “being kind is worth the effort it takes.”

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

Now that Pat Robertson’s dead do you think his company will finally accept a buyout of their contractually obligated timeslot on Freeform (née ABC Family) or are they still absolutely committed to it

For anyone who doesn’t know the history (or isn’t American and doesn’t know what this means)

In the 70s Christian Broadcasting Network founded a family TV channel they later sold. When they sold it they included a clause saying the new owners have to give them a timeslot for The 700 Club, and let them take over the network a couple times a year for a full day of fundraising.

During this time their family channel passed through the ownership of Fox and ABC, and during its time as ABC Family it gravitated towards teen dramas. Its brand now is actually not just teen dramas, but often queer, diverse teen dramas. Meanwhile they’ve been forced to platform a show where the host calls 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina God’s punishment for homosexuality (there’s also rumors that they forced the network to keep “Family” in the name long after it became a teen network)

By all accounts they’ve been offered copious amounts of Disney Money and have turned it down every time. The contract is so ironclad Disney lawyers can’t find a way to get out of it. Their contract also mandates they can’t bury it late at night either, so The 700 Club airs at 10/9 in the morning and 11/10 at night (the latter prevents Freeform from launching any kind of late night block), with disclaimers in front of it. Incredibly snarky disclaimers

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Meanwhile their post-700 Club disclaimer looks like this

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Pat Robertson’s show is holding a network hostage due to a contract from three decades and two owners ago, and the network openly despises them. Literally nothing else like it

Like as an example of the type of Extremely Un-700 Clubian programming Freeform put on around it, at one point Pat Robertson’s lead-in was The Fosters, a show about a interracial lesbian couple raising five children, with trans and gay recurring characters, and yes, apparently they did do it deliberately so anyone tuning in early to watch The 700 Club would catch a few minutes of the inclusive lesbian mom show

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it’s like, “oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism” and that was very very brave of them

bobwess:

reignsan:

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

hungwy:

memecucker:

thelittlemissbird:

Yeah sorry we put your boyfriend in the corner. Yeah, he’s in the spotlight, losing his religion. Yeah he’s trying to keep up with you :/ oh no I’ve said too much

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

“Your ancestors are amazed at all your spices!”

“Your ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!”

“Your ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and you”

It’s all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!

Stop resurrecting them to show off!

femmelottiematthews:

I was talking to my mom and now I’m curious

I was talking to my mom and now I’m curious

Do you know your due date?

Yes, it’s my birthday

Yes, but it’s not my birthday

No

See Results

(id love you forever if you wanted to rb)

definitelynotaminion:

bogleech:

hater-of-terfs:

dixkens:

sashibunbun:

geijutsu1:

kendrysaneela:

guerrillatech:

This is why I love the “Covid is faked” conspiracies. Like really?? You think the WHOLE WORLD is working together THAT EFFICIENTLY?? Even the countries that hate each other? Wow cheers for the optimism

Look up the manhattan project you dipshits

You mean the project where the only reason there was any secrecy was that none of the people had any part of the wide reaching project (Oppenheimer, Einstein, and all the others were pretty much kept way away from eachother) and was almost brought down as a secret in the group by one of the guys being an amateur safe cracker? That Manhattan Project?

The one where everybody near Los Alamos knew that something big was happening, because they were actively hiring during the War?

The one that had so many close calls to they’re working on some kind of bomb that by the time the war was over you had people involved blabbing, to the point the Rosenbergs happened?

THAT Manhattan Project?

The Manhattan project, the one that the editor of a science fiction magazine (I think it was Astounding) figured out was happening because all the physicists who subscribed suddenly changed their addresses to Los Alamos?

That Manhattan project?

We’re talking about the Manhattan project that Kodak had clearance to know about (and even got advanced warnings about tests) because they figured it out when radioactive fallout from the tests contaminated their x-ray film? That one?

And that was still just one government using the fullest extent of their power to try and keep just one secret in a time before cellular phone cameras or the internet. Imagine thinking multiple, rival governments agreed to fake a virus to fool just some of their citizens into staying home from work, while also agreeing to pay billions of dollars to compensate them for it.

Some people have never had to work on a company computer and use company software and it shows. It won’t do its REGULAR function much less secret second functions.

safficsz:

stuttersteps:

this is how we do it… the a/b/o uprising starts now

@ruffboijuliaburnsides asdfgjk we’ve entered the age of the omegaverse rebellion